Oh, Blog, you had a short yet great life. But at just over 2 weeks old, they felt they had to take you away from your adoring fans.
Here's a picture of you at your birth:
And here is you on your last day. Such a beautiful life. My, how you've grown and changed.
We all apologize for Emily's rude behavior in getting a job yesterday. She meant no harm to you, and I know she will lose sleep over your death.
Emily couldn't be here with us today at this funeral, but sends out her deepest regrets about your death. In fact, she is hopeful that the fans of Nonworking Girl will want to keep her alive in spirit and has requested that, in lieu of gifts, you make a donation with a vote in the poll at right in Nonworking Girl's honor.
Please do your part to help keep Nonworking Girl alive as the author becomes a Working Girl again. Vote in the poll and remember the good ole days in which you loved to read about absolutely nothing in this blog.
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First of all, details and congrats!
ReplyDeleteSecond of all, just because you have a job doesn't mean you still can't indulge us in your daily wit. Look at me, I work 18 hours a week and still find time to blog. Jeez.
Thank god. The work place is the perfect time to blog. For instance, I was offered to give a hug to my favorite co-worker Frank "Fritz" Yuvancic, and he just looked at me weird. I then opted to rain check it. There's a blog right there.
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